Our Insect Overlords
I, for one, want to take some time out of my busy day of drinking $5 lattes and listening to Vampire Weekend to welcome the most irrelevant spriritual leader in the realm of modern theology. Hey, press, let's forget that he's the decrepit leader of an antiquated religion, I just want to know whether he likes bacon or sausage for breakfast. I mean, there's some occupied nation somewhere fighting for their independence in the wake of glorified global sports-based commercialism, but that's okay. The encroachment of civil rights is only bad when it hurts our sponsors. Anyway, lets pretend this guy is important, neverminding his discouragement of condoms in AIDS ridden countries. Hey, let's put him in our brand new stadium and throw him a parade!!! Yeah leader of everything I don't believe in!!!! You rock. Go hide some pedophiles.
RCR
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Isn't it all just a big distraction? Hey, let's not talk about things like the eight year old girl who had to sue to divorce the pedophile to whom her parents sold her into marriage. Or anything else dark or disturbing. What's going on in Congo? Cameroon? No clue.
Hey, look at the man in the funny hat!
Here, here. My aunt the nun (admittedly a liberal one who works tirelessly on social justice issues, but a nun none the less), said when they were picking the pope, "Bird, just pray it's not the German." And scene.
And he hates Jews.
Except the Jews for Jesus.
I hear he hates Argentinians, too.