Tonight is the second to last Monopoli show ever.  DC9.  You know the drill.  Come thank them for all they've given you.  And if you've never seen them, well now's your chance - it will be a short lived but intense affair, just like Bridges of Madison County.  Except not shitty and boring.

In totally unrelated news, I've decided my new sarcastic excuse to use when turning down invitations is "no thanks, I'm having a threesome with my hand and the internets that night."  Oh, internets - you're such a slut.