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Cheney Leaves Wife for Fisher

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Today Dick Cheney announced that he is divorcing wife Lynne of 42 years after a whirlwind romance with Amy Fisher.  When asked what brought them together, Cheney cited a love of shooting people in the face.

Fisher, known to favor older men, gained notoriety in the nineties after shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face.  Cheney, seen here describing his erect penis, shot 78-year-old Harry Whittington in the face while hunting.  "We want to shoot people in the face together," Cheney said of Fisher.  Cheney had no comment as to whether he would marry Fisher.  "We're going to take this one face at a time," Cheney said.

UPDATE: Dick and Amy strike again.

Posted on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 by Registered CommenterRCR | Comments9 Comments | References2 References

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Reader Comments (9)

Funny. The (length of the) space between Cheney's fingers is double what I would have guessed (his erec. p's length)...
Jul 12, 2006 at 02:41PM | Unregistered Commentercircumlocutor
That deserves a hearty bwahaha!

I guffawed aloud, forget that LOL shit.
Jul 12, 2006 at 02:53PM | Unregistered CommenterKathryn
En Fuego, RCR!
Jul 12, 2006 at 03:03PM | Unregistered CommenterM.A.
Good stuff. I never thought of those two as a pair for some reason, but it makes perfect sense.

Although Bobby Knight could have given him a run for his money for the hand of Fisher. He's not bad at shooting friends either.
Jul 12, 2006 at 03:59PM | Unregistered CommenterPhil
This is awesome! How come no one made this connection before? Hmm.
Jul 12, 2006 at 04:57PM | Unregistered CommenterVelvet
amy's eyebrows really really scare me. almost as much as dick scares me on a daily basis.
Jul 13, 2006 at 10:06AM | Unregistered CommenterEtta
Did you read that hilarious Vladimir Putin quote in the Express this morning? Apparently Cheney had been dissing Russia in a recent speech, so Putin was all like, “Cheney gives speeches about as well as he hunts.”

Slam!
Jul 13, 2006 at 01:28PM | Unregistered Commenterbigpicnic
Nice post, but as this picture showed, Cheney's package is huge.
http://www12.brinkster.com/poptarts/dickcheney.jpg
Jul 14, 2006 at 09:22AM | Unregistered CommenterRed Line
A new "The Onion" site? ;)

good stuff! and Bob Knight couldn't keep up with Cheney lol
Jul 17, 2006 at 03:50PM | Unregistered CommenterNeedtsza

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