"Kind of like last year, only with less fear and uncertainty [and more use of the term 'totes.']"

Totes.

Voms.

Whatevs, AUA, you met the love of your life at a Blog HH! ;)

a happy hour that i cohosted. i think he owes me more than retarded trolling on my blog. ungrateful beta

quite possibly your best post ever. totes worth the wait.

Don't you give me that sassmouth.

Kathryn: "Whatever" has only one more letter than "Whatevs". Make that extra effort.

DCB: Best of luck in gaining some self-confidence, and in your neverending quest to lose your virginity. (Speaking of that, here's a tip: people have been screwing for hundreds of thousands of years - - it's just not that difficult.)

Have fun at the happy hour everybody!!!!!!!

Whoops! I accidentally posted from my girlfriend's computer. You know - - the person with whom I'm in a successful relationship.

Do you guys have any good dating tips for how I can get her phone number?

Again, have a great time at that happy hour.

AUA - your disdain for blognacular and happy hours aside, I would like to see you and L out at this thing. After all, this is the anniversary. The return to roots, if you will. Just consider it. I'll buy you a cigarette.

While free tobacco is a tempting offer indeed, I'm shmoozing with a potential employer tonight.

So unless I get a cigarette *and* a job offer, I've got to stick with the present plans. :-D

lol what a weak comeback, bragging about being in a RELATIONSHIP. your beta status is confirmed.

ps. If you need the hookup on proxy lists let me know.

"lol" What a weak comeback - - the same one you've been repeating for six months.

P.S. If you need help finding yourself a pair of testicles and so you can finally get out of puberty, let me know.

Says the guy who moved in with a broad after two months! You are the last person that can speak of the words balls. I'm just surprised she is letting you comment so frequently on other blogs. Will this come up in your bedroom discussion tonight?

Did something really bad happen between your parents when you were young? Maybe dad's out of the picture now? That's the only thing I can think of that would produce the sad, skewed view you have of relationships.

Keep on panhandling for pussy while preaching about what it means to be a man.