• The head of the National Zoo wants to create a park in Front Royal, VA, that will offer safari-like tours.  He claims the park will rival San Diego Zoo's Wild Animal Park.  Oh, where do I start.  Firstable, I don't know technically how far the metro area extends, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't reach Front Royal.  For those of you who don't know where Front Royal is, you take 66 out to the fucking sticks, and then you go a little farther.  When you get to the town outhouse, park your horse and buggy next to the public bath.  So basically what I'm saying is: who wants to drive out to Front Royal?  Secondlyness, have you seen the shithole we call a zoo?  The reason the animals die all the time is because they're committing suicide.  If they're creating magic money over there at the Zoo, they should maybe use some of it to fix the zoo we've got. 
• Indebleu is celebrating it's one year anniversary on March 16.  They're also celebrating 10 months of being passé.  It's $100 a ticket with open bar and hors d'oeuvres - that's actually a pretty good deal because $100 will usually only get you about 3 drinks at Indebleu.  No charge for the rufees in your drink. 
• The Virginia General Assembly is set to adjourn on March 11, 2006, so if you want to pass any legislation hating on the gays, you better act quickly.¹  Perhaps an anti- gay handholding bill?  Otherwise they will roam free, civil liberties in tact, until the Assembly reconvenes on April 19 and codifies more bigotry.
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1 I'm adding this disclaimer because I know there will be some very dense person that does not pick up on my sarcasm, even though it's dripping off their screen onto their keyboard.  Disclaimer: I'm being sarcastic.