Rambler Roundup: Extreme Hangover Edition
- This warm weather is convenient - now I can sweat out the massive amount of bourbon I consumed on Saturday night. I've got to hand it to Kathryn for throwing a classy affair, and then inviting a bunch of drunks to it. Between people catching on fire, high school sex stories, and Slackjaw karaoke, I'd say that was probably the best Holiday Party of the year.
- Seriously, someone tell that crack whore Mother Nature to lay off the rock give me consistent temperature. I'm tired of guessing whether tomorrow I'll need my down coat or my Panama Jack style linen suit. I don't actually have one of those, but it sure would be cool if I did.
- Finding an ugly christmas sweater at 5pm on a Sunday is actually harder than I anticipated. Just thought I would share that little nugget of wisdom.
- I am still very upset about that juke box.
Reader Comments (3)
But somebody owes me some high school sex stories, because I missed all a' that.
and, since I felt it necessary to post again, I'll just add
We all know you're a hero,
But you're six years old and it's six am
I don't know where you been
And I don't know her name, but I tell you
Forever she is dangerous
Mother saaaaaaays go to beeeeeed!