Late Night Shots
So I signed up for LNS recently and wow. I mean, just wow. There's enough fodder for mockery in there to keep 100 monkeys blogging non-stop for a year. Wonkette is just hitting the tip of the iceberg. The photos are the best part - it's like a worst case scenario of blue blooded in-breeding. One guy's jaw is so big I think he could eat his own face. Anyway, mockery aside, a few comments...
The site in itself is actually kind of a cool idea. Bars are arranged by neighborhood and list nightly drink specials. People associate themselves with the bars at which they are "regulars" so you can kinda get an idea of the scene at each bar. The problem is: the people. I mean, it's like a tractor trailer hauling duffeldouches jacknifed on the highway after colliding with a chartered bus for Hootie and the Blowfish, leaving the highway strewn with a bloody mangled mess of dead Hootie and used douche bags. Hmmm... too macabre?
Anyway, I put regulars in quotes, because at least a hundred people claim to be regulars at The Bar, and yet I didn't recognize a single one of them. Lest I sound arrogant, it is true that I would likely recognize you if you come to The Bar on a regular basis.
Another beef: LNS apparently doesn't recognize Columbia Heights as a neighborhood. Accordingly, they place Wonderland in the Mount Pleasant group. Now I know you may be thinking "well why create a whole other section just to include one bar." Ah, but aren't you forgetting Ruby Tuesday? They have a bar. I've been. It's not so bad. For watching a game anyway. (Seriously, the staff is super nice). And there's Rumbero, to which I've never been, but I hear it's nice. Anyway, I guess I shouldn't expect these people to be too knowledgeable of 14 St.
Last but not least, I'm very proud of my profile. It truly is a marvel of doucheyness. It's douchetastic. As is my friend H's, who, as it turns out, is a member of the Capital Yacht Club. I did not know that. I'm sure it's just a matter of time before they figure me out and revoke my membership, but until then I'll be ROTFLMAO.
This post is so turbo. Seacrest out.
RCR
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God damn racists.
also, please post the harrassment you receive.
the irony is that every guy on there is a poser, so i guess they are relative degrees of turbo
But these moderators don't have the ability to ban people and they don't have the ability to see the email address you logged in with. Admin is reluctant to ban people so you can get away with quite a bit. It is this freedom that makes the forum so popular, but it will also lead to its eventual decline.
Ah, that's because a drinker's definition of regular and a douchebag's definition of regular are different.
Bar Regular [Regular City Dweller, Noun.] Someone whose adopted livingroom happens to have kegs and rail liquor.
Bar Regular [Douche, Noun.] One who may know a bartender's name at [x] bar, and goes to that bar approximately one Friday night per month wearing an oxford-style vertical rainbow-striped shirt.
"Do you want to go to HH tonight?"
"OK, bring your camera."
"I'll be the one with my collar popped!"
What am I missing?
Semtex sounds like the V Tech sociopath and he shows such finesse in his use of language.
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