lots of pink and purple.

I would like to see your photo :-)

But then, that's coming from a narcissistic photo whore...

18 pt Futura for the titles, 10 pt Helvetica Neue for the text.

I would have to think about font and point type, but I actually like the blue border. It sets the white off nicely.

pastels, obviously. perhaps some kind of really nifty long flash intro, with tons of frames and a bunch of animated gifs, preferable a) spinning or b) on fire.

e and lance - careful what you wish for...

Cookie - I feel that if I put my picture up here that I would be crushed by the weight of my own vanity. I'm just not a picture person. Though there is one from mexico that I might add to the profile...

seenster - um, I only know what 50% of those words mean.

I'm with Lance on this one. Something that will crash squarespace's server and mine when opened. Loaded with viruses and inappropriate photos.

Helvetica Neue is the font on my top banner thingy. Futura is somewhat simpler...but I like the serif font for the reading...much easier on the eyes. So...

Sans-serif titles (Helvetica Neue, say, 18pt, black)
Serif text (fine as it is)

Don't get me started on leading/kerning.

Lots of pop-ups, please.

"Lots of pop-ups, please."

Lots of NSFW porn. Lots.

I think curtains and some plants would add a lot of character.

Boy, everyone's a comedian today, eh?

Wombats! More f'ing wombats.