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Because the Going Out Gurus aren't providing us with enough lame advice, now we have this. 

"You persuasive lobbyists. You got yourself some slick new magazines. New bench nominees. Even a new Barneys. Okay, okay. We hear you: The District is the place to be."

New Barney's?  Oh, you mean the Barney's OUTLET store that's in LEESBURG, !!!!VIRGINIA!!!!.  That's like saying "have you tried DC's great new pizza place?  You know, the one in Baltimore."  What a sack of shit.

Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 by Registered CommenterRCR | Comments4 Comments | References1 Reference

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    Response: Metro Section: Geographically Confused
    at Wonkette on Aug 29, 2005 at 10:02AM
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Actually RCR, they are building a Barney's "CO-OP" ((the "youthful" trendyier" version of the real Barney's) note quotation marks) in Friendship Heights, though it is just barley across the Maryland line.
Aug 25, 2005 at 08:06AM | Unregistered Commenternewinfobringer...
I stand corrected. I'm firing my fact checkers.

Aug 25, 2005 at 10:41AM | Registered CommenterRCR
"Tell all your friends, Blackberry the gang at Bar Pilar"

Hey - - it's like they know me! They tossed in a psuedotrendy reference!! I want to sign up today!
Aug 25, 2005 at 12:09PM | Unregistered Commentera_unique_alias
Jesus Christ, an entry today entitled "Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit. Not."

I'm signing up for the e-mail just for the unintentional hilarity.
Aug 25, 2005 at 12:53PM | Unregistered CommenterMatt

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