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Best of Referrer Logs

I get a lot of hits from crazy search queries, but every once in a while there are a few that are just so ridiculous, I have to share.  Mind you, these are all from the past week.

  • chest hair dye
  • "grey pubic hair" jpg
  • cowgirl orgasm
  • i have grey pubic hairs
  • dog peeing photo
  • "I just smoked a whole bunch of crack" "hunk of cheese"
  • "I will beat you with a shovel"

Oh, the insanity.  Good work, Internets.

Posted on Thursday, December 1, 2005 by Registered CommenterRCR | Comments9 Comments

Reader Comments (9)

recently for me:

"Jane Austen fuck"

huh?
Dec 1, 2005 at 04:25PM | Unregistered CommenterLance
"I just smoked a whole bunch of crack" "hunk of cheese"
"I will beat you with a shovel"

Oh, crikey--I just did that thing I do where I laugh so hard I stop breathing. Wait. . .there it goes again. Cal 911 and send them to my secret underground lair.
Dec 1, 2005 at 05:53PM | Unregistered CommenterJordanBaker
yours beat my most recent: "women humping bull."
Dec 1, 2005 at 08:28PM | Unregistered Commenterkris
That is awesome.

It sure beats the chronic masturbators who come to my site searching for "Dian Parkinson".
Dec 1, 2005 at 08:44PM | Unregistered CommenterPhil
I got "cowgirl orgasm" too, recently. And "cowgirl fuck," and "cowgirl nude pics." Sheesh.
Dec 2, 2005 at 11:41AM | Unregistered CommenterRhinestone Cowgirl
Oh my...disturbing indeed. Which feature on SiteMeter do I use to see that info? I know I've done it before, but now I can't recall...
Dec 2, 2005 at 12:32PM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Penny Lane
I'm hosted on Squarespace, which has it's own logging utility. I've never used sitemeter, but I'm sure someone else can tell you.
Dec 2, 2005 at 12:39PM | Registered CommenterRCR
Nah, I figured it out. I'm just sans caffeine still. The recent searches that brought people to my site are lame. LAME, I tell ya! "Candy commercials," "rechercher" (HUH??), "Clive Owen" (yummy), and "stripper." Hmmm...

I need to start posting some more racey shit, I guess.
Dec 2, 2005 at 12:43PM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Penny Lane
how about "the changing roles of parents in The Bahamas"?

Evidently I went to sleep, woke up, and found my blog to be suddenly educational.
Dec 2, 2005 at 01:30PM | Unregistered CommenterI-66

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